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Woe to the Republic. — Wednesday Addams
Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.
8 schools in 5 years. – Head Mistress
Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing.
So I’ll have to prove my power!
I knew it! You are a fake!
Loves a battlefield it’s not a one night stand.
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I don’t want to be in the pageant. — Wednesday Addams
I break out in hives and then the flesh peels off my bones.
I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. – Wednesday Addams
Our First Order of Business Is to Escape This Teenage Purgatory – Episode 1
Margaret: What are you, darling? Where’s your costume?
I don’t pay attention to sales because it’s not about that for me. It’s about the music. Music is all I have.
Nice knife! Can I play autopsy with it? — Wednesday Addams
Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down I secretly enjoy it. – Wednesday Addams
I’m not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés.
I know I’m stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers. Yes, and serial killers — what’s your point?
I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. – Wednesday Addams
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You’re a brilliant girl, Wednesday, but sometimes you get in your own way. – Morticia
I suffer from deep depression, so my only release is music.
Miss Addams, you certainly have had a very interesting educational journey. – Head Mistress
The only person who gets to torture my brother is me. -Wednesday Addams quotes from Wednesday series on Netflix
You severely underestimate my apathy. — Wednesday Addams
I actually fillet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets.
I accidentally walked in on two vampires fanging. I can’t unsee that.
I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed. – Wednesday Addams
Believe Nothing You Hear and Half of What You See – Episode 2
How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. O, from this time forth, my thoughts are bloody or nothing worth it. If I must strike you dead, I will.
My life is a sacrifice but I don’t care for it. Because this sacrifice is for those who love me, it is not for me.
I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. -Wednesday Addams
Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing. [She levels a crossbow.] — Wednesday Addams
I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
For the record, I don’t believe I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you.
For the record I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you. – Wednesday Addams
I Like Being an Island. A Well-Fortified One Surrounded by Sharks – Episode 2
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I Find Social Media to be a Soul-Sucking Void of Meaningless Affirmation – Episode 1
To be honest I am not looking to be romantic, already got someone at home.
You are going to love Nevermore. It’s a magical place- where I met your mother- fell in love. -Gomez Addams
We don’t hug. — Wednesday Addams
So you were guided by latent chivalry, the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?
If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail-gun his.
I promise you my little viper, you will love Nevermore. – Gomez
Use the Words ‘Little’ and ‘Girl’ to Address Me Again and I Can’t Guarantee Your Safety – Episode 3
I’m going to electrocute him.
Fall in love fast, make sure I handle it delicate.
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Finally, you will be among peers who understand you. -Morticia Addams quotes from Wednesday series on Netflix
I’m not perky. — Wednesday Addams
…I see the world as a place that must be endured, and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.
What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?
I actually fillet the bodies of my victims then feed them to my menagerie of pets. – Wednesday Addams
Whoever Invented High Heels Clearly Had a Side Hustle as a Torturer – Episode 4
Pugsley Addams: Are they dead?
You have to be intimate with a person to know that person.
Maybe you’ll even make some friends. -Morticia
So, I’ll have to prove my power. — Wednesday Addams
I do like stabbing. The social part, not so much.
It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code.
Yeah, that’s what you get for messing with Nevermore. Bit. – Eugene
You Are the Reason I Understand How Imperative It Is That I Never Lose Sight of Myself – Episode 5
Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.
To inform, to improve, to make better, and I believe that’s what my first daughter did to me, so I named my first album after my first daughter.
Little did I know I would be stepping into a nightmare. Full of mystery, mayhem, and murder. I think I’m going to love it here. -Wednesday
Oh, villain, villain; smiling damn villain. — Wednesday Addams
I know I’m stubborn, single-minded, and obsessive. But those are all traits of great writers… And serial killers.
Unrecognizable? Ridiculous? A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze?
I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation. – Wednesday Addams
Every Day Is All About Me. This One Just Comes With Cake and a Bad Song – Episode 6
Wednesday Addams: It has to warm up.
I always had music growing up, but music was also like a journal. It was like my personal diary or personal journal. A lot of the things I couldn’t express to an individual, I would express them in my music.
Pugsley, emotion equals weakness. Pull yourself together. Now. -Wednesday
[holding up devil puppet] Hello Polly, I’ll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul. — Wednesday Addams
I act as if I don’t care if people dislike me. Deep down… I secretly enjoy it.
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Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your dreams. She’s the stuff of your nightmares. – Bianca (edited)
There’s Nothing Quite Like the Feeling of Being Proven Right – Episode 7
It is getting dark in this little heart of mine.
Jail and the streets go hand in hand. You can’t have one without the other. They coincide.
Wednesday, what are you going to do? -Pugsley
Hurrah! Justice is served. Bring forward the evil one. — Wednesday Addams
For the record I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you.
Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.
Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety. – Wednesday Addams
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Let’s assess, shall we? Bag over my head for optimal disorientation, wrists tied tight enough to cut off circulation, and no idea if I’m going to live or die. It’s definitely my kind of party…
Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities. — Wednesday Addams
I know. She’s both my literary hero and nemesis. And I have two years and 364 days to beat her.
I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them. – Wednesday Addams
It is called, Is There a God?
I got 6 jobs I don’t get TIRED.
What I do best. -Wednesday
Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone first? — Wednesday Addams
I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually I have an uncle who went to prison for that.
I was just working on my novel. One of the perks of having a creative project, apparently, is using it as an excuse when you’re caught investigating your town’s murders — as Wednesday proves in Episode 7.
There are monsters everywhere. And sometimes the monsters we least suspect are the most dangerous. They don’t need teeth and claws to terrify. They hide in the shadows until no one is looking. And then they strike.
Girl Scout: I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies.
I experience great hurt, this hurt allows me to know I’m alive.
I promise you my little viper, you will love Nevermore.- Gomez
For the record I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you.
Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety.
Thing said he missed you.
No man chooses evil because it is evil. He only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks. – Wednesday Addams
Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone wall first?
You can learn from a dummy. You can watch a dummy and learn what not to do. I’ve always been an observant individual. That’s one thing I can say that I learned. I learned how much I love music.
You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way. -Wednesday
If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught. — Wednesday Addams
I don’t believe in heaven or hell. But I do believe in revenge. I usually serve it warm with a side of pain.
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The most interesting plants grow in the shade. – Ms. Thornhill
Wednesday Addams: If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught.
Prison was the best thing that ever happened to me.Bein’ logical gave me a reason to doubt.
Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done. -Wednesday
Are they [the cookies] made from real Girl Scouts? — Wednesday Addams
If trouble means standing up to lies, decades of discrimination, centuries of treating outcasts like second-class citizens or worse…
Enid, the mark you have left on me is indelible. Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow, or hear a pop songthat makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you.
You taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself. So as far as fatherhood goes, I’d say you’ve been more than adequate.
Wednesday Addams: I’d scare him to death.17. How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. Oh, from this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or nothing worth. If I must strike you dead, I will. — Wednesday Addams
If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his.
By the end of Season 1, Wednesday seems to see Enid as an actual friend — not just a roomie she has to put up with. This quote totally sums up the nature of their relationship
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. – Wednesday Addams
Hello Polly, I’ll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul.
I live by the ten percent rule. Save one, you save a thousand.
I was born on Friday the 13th. -Wednesday
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